I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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