Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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