The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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