Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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