You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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