thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
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there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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