suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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