What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
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He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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