AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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bring money and cleavage
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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