Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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