i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
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A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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