normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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