He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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