i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
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I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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