I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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