belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
you traded sex for a burrito?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
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I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
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I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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