hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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