Duck Duck Cougar?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
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I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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