..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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