he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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