Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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