you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
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I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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