so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
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we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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