Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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