i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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