dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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