i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
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I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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