You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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