Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
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Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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