There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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