is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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