Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
you have to choose: penises or morals?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
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Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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