The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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