Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
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did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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