apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
We had to coat check the pizza.
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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