you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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