My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize