NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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Thank you for not boning my boss.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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