I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
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Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
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It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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