I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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