i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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