How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
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at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I am midnight drunk by noon
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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