the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I have demons in me.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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