I hate your face
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
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