I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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