Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
No subtext here. People are naked.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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