i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
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I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
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I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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