Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
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You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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