I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
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Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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