This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
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You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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